Fun Fact: A hard drive from a sunken ship was recovered with an intact 1980s porn collection — 38 years later.

In 2023, a salvage team pulled an HDD from the wreck of a cargo ship that sank off Japan in 1985. After drying it out and careful recovery work, the drive actually booted up and revealed thousands of early digital porn images from the pre-internet era. The files ended up being sold as "vintage artifacts" on niche forums. The weirdest part? The drive still worked after spending 38 years underwater.

Oh look, the ocean tried to delete humanity's most sacred cultural archive... and failed spectacularly. Truly the most resilient hard drive in history: survived shipwreck, pressure, salt water, and 38 years of zero updates, all to protect what truly matters. Meanwhile, your current drive dies if you breathe on it wrong. Priorities, right?