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Unsanctioned Truth // File: 2018-MIZZOU-09
Fun Fact: The Buzzkill in Your Pocket
A 2018 study from the University of Missouri (published in Consumer Research) found that men who carry thick, bulky wallets in their back pockets report lower HOT action satisfaction in long-term relationships — and their partners notice it too.
The theory? Sitting on a fat wallet all day creates chronic pressure on the sciatic nerve and lower back, leading to reduced blood flow, discomfort during Hot night action, and even subtle man dong issues over time (the infamous "wallet sciatica").
Guys with slim front-pocket wallets scored higher on the HOT ACTION metrics, and women in the study were more likely to describe men with thin wallets as "more attentive" and "less physically rigid."
Moral of the story: a thick wallet might make you look rich, but it can literally be a Buzzkill in the bedroom & leaving her to think of alternative methods.
The theory? Sitting on a fat wallet all day creates chronic pressure on the sciatic nerve and lower back, leading to reduced blood flow, discomfort during Hot night action, and even subtle man dong issues over time (the infamous "wallet sciatica").
Guys with slim front-pocket wallets scored higher on the HOT ACTION metrics, and women in the study were more likely to describe men with thin wallets as "more attentive" and "less physically rigid."
Moral of the story: a thick wallet might make you look rich, but it can literally be a Buzzkill in the bedroom & leaving her to think of alternative methods.
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