Some compliments age well. Some outlive you.
The TRBLMAKR “You’re Gonna Look Great Embalmed” Classic Tee brings that perfect blend of gallows humor and outlaw confidence — for those who can laugh at the inevitable and still look fresh doing it.

Made from 100% cotton, this unisex tee gives a structured fit that keeps its shape through every wear, wash, and wicked grin. Sharp edges, solid seams, and that I-don’t-care-but-I-look-good vibe — this is your new everyday black-hearted essential.

Specs that slay:
• 100% cotton (Sport Grey: 90/10 cotton/poly, Ash Grey: 99/1 cotton/poly, Heather: 50/50 blend)
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn for that durable, classic feel
• Tubular fabric — no side seams, just attitude
• Taped neck and shoulders for structure
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, or Mexico

Disclaimers:
• White color may appear slightly off-white.
• The “Natural” shade may include dark speckles — consider them character marks.

Attitude Clause:
Warning: Wearing this shirt may cause nervous laughter, awkward compliments, or unsolicited funeral-home discounts. TRBLMAKR assumes zero responsibility and full credit.