Portable Inflating Thunder Packs

People have used portable 12V tire inflators to inflate everything except tires in the most brain-dead ways imaginable — often because "it has air, why not?" Reddit (r/Tools, r/StupidCarQuestions and YouTube comment sections are full of confessions and fails like:

Inflating air mattresses at 2 a.m. in the driveway because "the electric pump is too loud for the house."
Blowing up pool floats, beach balls, and kid's bounce houses in the parking lot of Walmart because "I have the compressor in the trunk anyway."
One guy on r/Justrolledintotheshop admitted to using his portable inflator to "clean out his car's interior" by blasting dust and crumbs everywhere (then complaining it made a bigger mess).
Multiple stories of people trying to inflate bike tires, soccer balls, or even basketballs with the high-PSI car setting — popping them instantly and wondering why.
The stupidest recurring one: Using it to "blow up" condoms as balloons for pranks (yes, really — several TikToks show guys doing this at parties, then panicking when one bursts mid-inflate).

The running joke in car forums is: "Portable inflators are for tires... until your buddy brings it to the lake and tries to inflate a flamingo float to 40 PSI." They work, but the misuse turns a $40 tool into a $40 clown device. "Portable tire inflators are for tires... until people use them to inflate pool floats, beach balls, condoms, and their ego. Bonus: popping everything at max PSI because 'why not?'"