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Backyard Flame Tyrants

The only place you can legally beat your meat in public

TYRANT STATUS: COLD

⚠ THERMAL OVERLOAD DETECTED ⚠

Ignition Protocol: CRITICAL FAILURE

Fun Fact: The Classic “Lid Closed” Fireball (Most Common Grill Fail)

This happens to thousands of people every year. You turn on the propane with the lid closed, gas builds up inside, and when you hit the igniter — a massive fireball shoots out and singes your eyebrows, eyelashes, beard, or forehead.

Many victims immediately say “I knew better…” while smelling burnt hair. It’s so common that grill safety videos always warn: “Open the lid before turning on the gas.”
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