You spend your days fixing the unfixable, explaining the obvious, and somehow keeping a smile on your face.
You’ve earned this mug.

The TRBLMAKR “Nurses Can’t Fix Stupid (But We Can Sedate It)” Mug is the perfect blend of caffeine delivery system and emotional support device.
Glossy white, built tough, and printed with vivid sarcasm that survives dishwashers, microwaves, and double shifts. Whether you’re sipping coffee before rounds or winding down after chaos, this mug reminds the world who really runs the hospital.

Specs / Details:
• Ceramic construction
• Available sizes:
– 11 oz | 3.8″ (9.6 cm) high × 3.2″ (8.2 cm) diameter
– 15 oz | 4.7″ (11.9 cm) high × 3.3″ (8.5 cm) diameter
– 20 oz | 4.3″ (10.9 cm) high × 3.7″ (9.3 cm) diameter
• Glossy white finish for vivid prints
• Lead- and BPA-free
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
• Blank product sourced from China

Attitude Clause:
Not responsible for coworkers who suddenly “need sedation.” Use only for caffeine and chaos management.