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For the baby outlaw who dictates their own route.
Contraband Mobility
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Fun Fact:
Canada banned baby walkers in 2004 after proving they caused thousands of injuries (mostly stair falls). Some U.S. parents still smuggle them across the border — meeting in Tim Hortons parking lots for overpriced old stock like it's contraband. One dad on Reddit (2022) called it "feeling like a drug dealer" for a $40 Evenflo. Parents risk it for "15 minutes of peace & a pee break" — even though walkers delay walking and send kids to the ER. For the baby outlaw who dictates their own route.
Canada banned baby walkers in 2004 after proving they caused thousands of injuries (mostly stair falls). Some U.S. parents still smuggle them across the border — meeting in Tim Hortons parking lots for overpriced old stock like it's contraband. One dad on Reddit (2022) called it "feeling like a drug dealer" for a $40 Evenflo. Parents risk it for "15 minutes of peace & a pee break" — even though walkers delay walking and send kids to the ER. For the baby outlaw who dictates their own route.
Multi-Function Baby Walker
$207.94 This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page Baby Mobility & DevelopmentBaby 7 Walker
$186.93 This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page Baby Mobility & Development
